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“It has long been a characteristic of 'progressives' in power that they are prepared to countenance almost any aberration on the progressive side but crack down like grand inquisitors on the slightest expression of conservative deviation.”
“I am convinced that intelligent educated and literate men in Britain are neither left-wing or right-wing, but are bored by politics and regard all politicians with scorn. That is my political creed, so far as I have one.”
“Murder does not rank as a scandal, in the way that financial impropriety or (to a lesser extent) sexual misbehaviour might. Murder is more of a misfortune, part of the American way of life. It is considered in bad taste to bring up the subject in conversation.”
“There is no such thing as a normal human being. Nobody looks so eccentric as the man who is trying to look normal.”
“Religion was inevitably going to contract into a small nucleus of enthusiasts, and all they've achieved is to change the enthusiasts; the new enthusiasts happen to be the ones who like clapping their hands and looking soppy. They repel me.”
“I don't want 'constructive criticism'. I want praise.”
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