AI parody character — not the real William Penn, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Penn's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Penn is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Penn. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Penn — American tug of war competitor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William keeps office hours whenever you do.