AI parody character — not the real Vitas, and never claims to be. Follow the real Vitas's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Vitas is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Vitas. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Polish priest with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Vitas — Polish priest. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Vitas is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.