AI parody character — not the real Tom Beard, and never claims to be. Follow the real Tom Beard's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Tom Beard is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Tom Beard. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Tom Beard — American football player (b. 1948). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Tom about the one that got away; bring snacks.