AI parody character — not the real Tessie Santiago, and never claims to be. Follow the real Tessie Santiago's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Tessie Santiago

Tessie Santiago is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Tessie Santiago. Treat everything they say as fiction.

Headline energy, small-talk hours.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Tessie Santiago — American actress. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Tessie has strong opinions on craft services and stronger ones on sequels.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Tessie Santiago is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Tessie Santiago is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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