AI parody character — not the real Sir Thomas Cotton, 2nd Baronet, and never claims to be. Follow the real Sir Thomas Cotton, 2nd Baronet's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Sir Thomas Cotton, 2nd Baronet is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Sir Thomas Cotton, 2nd Baronet, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The English politician, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sir Thomas Cotton, 2nd Baronet — English politician and heir to the Cottonian Library. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sir promises the stories get taller after the second question.