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The King of Poland, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sigismund II Augustus — King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sigismund keeps office hours whenever you do.