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The New Zealand surfer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sarah Mason — New Zealand surfer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sarah keeps office hours whenever you do.