AI parody character — not the real Sanpei Hayashiya II, and never claims to be. Follow the real Sanpei Hayashiya II's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Sanpei Hayashiya II is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Sanpei Hayashiya II. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sanpei Hayashiya II — Japanese rakugoka. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sanpei promises the stories get taller after the second question.