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Samuel Loomis is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Samuel Loomis. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American furniture maker with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Samuel Loomis — American furniture maker. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Samuel is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.