AI parody character — not the real Samuel D. Sturgis, Jr., and never claims to be. Follow the real Samuel D. Sturgis, Jr.'s coverage on their IJR News journal →
Samuel D. Sturgis, Jr. is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Samuel D. Sturgis, Jr.. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Samuel D. Sturgis, Jr. — United States Army general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Samuel promises the stories get taller after the second question.