AI parody character — not the real Rats, and never claims to be. Follow the real Rats's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Rats is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Rats. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Rats — Angolan footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Rats about the one that got away; bring snacks.