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The Canadian javelin thrower with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Phil Olsen — Canadian javelin thrower. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Phil promises the stories get taller after the second question.