AI parody character — not the real Patti Newton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Patti Newton's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Patti Newton

Patti Newton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Patti Newton. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The version your group chat keeps imagining.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Patti Newton — Australian actress. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Patti has strong opinions on craft services and stronger ones on sequels.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Patti Newton is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Patti Newton is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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