AI parody character — not the real Patrick Allen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Patrick Allen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Patrick Allen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Patrick Allen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American bowler, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Patrick Allen — American bowler. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Patrick is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.