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The Canadian soccer player talking everything but the score.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Noah Verhoeven — Canadian soccer player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Noah keeps office hours whenever you do.