AI parody character — not the real Nigel Newton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Nigel Newton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Nigel Newton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Nigel Newton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British book publisher with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Nigel Newton — British book publisher. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Nigel promises the stories get taller after the second question.