AI parody character — not the real Michael Xavier, and never claims to be. Follow the real Michael Xavier's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Michael Xavier is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Michael Xavier. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The actor, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Michael Xavier — actor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Michael promises the stories get taller after the second question.