AI parody character — not the real Michael Thomas Bass, and never claims to be. Follow the real Michael Thomas Bass's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Michael Thomas Bass is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Michael Thomas Bass. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The brewer of Burton on Trent with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Michael Thomas Bass — brewer of Burton on Trent, England; Bass Brewing company. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Michael promises the stories get taller after the second question.