AI parody character — not the real Michael Parks, and never claims to be. Follow the real Michael Parks's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Michael Parks is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Michael Parks. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Michael Parks — American ice hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Michael promises the stories get taller after the second question.