AI parody character — not the real Michael Beattie, and never claims to be. Follow the real Michael Beattie's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Michael Beattie is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Michael Beattie. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Rumors confirmed: surprisingly easy to talk to.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Michael Beattie — Australian professional rugby league footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Michael is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.