AI parody character — not the real Merritt T. Cooke, and never claims to be. Follow the real Merritt T. Cooke's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Merritt T. Cooke is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Merritt T. Cooke, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American politician, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Merritt T. Cooke — American politician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Merritt promises the stories get taller after the second question.