AI parody character — not the real Maria van Cortlandt, and never claims to be. Follow the real Maria van Cortlandt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Maria van Cortlandt is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Maria van Cortlandt. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Maria van Cortlandt — Dutch director of Rensselaerswyck (Albany, New York). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Maria promises the stories get taller after the second question.