AI parody character — not the real John Somerville, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Somerville's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Somerville is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Somerville. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Somerville — Australian rules footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.