AI parody character — not the real John Small, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Small's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Small is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Small. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Small — British Army general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.