AI parody character — not the real John Porter, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Porter's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Porter is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Porter. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Porter — British footballer (born 1961). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.