AI parody character — not the real John Nelson, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Nelson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Nelson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Nelson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Nelson — English merchant (born 1654). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.