AI parody character — not the real John Moolenaar, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Moolenaar's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Moolenaar is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Moolenaar, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Moolenaar — American politician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.