AI parody character — not the real John M. Woolsey, and never claims to be. Follow the real John M. Woolsey's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John M. Woolsey is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John M. Woolsey. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John M. Woolsey — United States federal judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.