AI parody character — not the real John Jones, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Jones's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Jones is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Jones. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Ask the MI5 officer everything the interviews skip.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Jones — MI5 officer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.