AI parody character — not the real John Ireland, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Ireland's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Ireland is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Ireland. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The pirate with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Ireland — pirate. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.