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The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Fentener van Vlissingen — Dutch businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is currently between imaginary ventures and accepting wild ideas.