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Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Elphinstone, 17th Lord Elphinstone — British noble. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.