AI parody character — not the real John E. Newton, and never claims to be. Follow the real John E. Newton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John E. Newton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John E. Newton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John E. Newton — American judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.