AI parody character — not the real John Carpenter, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Carpenter's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Carpenter is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Carpenter. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Carpenter — town Clerk of London in England. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.