AI parody character — not the real João Reis, and never claims to be. Follow the real João Reis's coverage on their IJR News journal →

João Reis

João Reis is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real João Reis. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of João Reis — Portuguese association football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask João about the one that got away; bring snacks.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real João Reis is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

João Reis is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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