AI parody character — not the real Jason Watkins, and never claims to be. Follow the real Jason Watkins's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Jason Watkins is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Jason Watkins. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Jason Watkins — American college football player, professional football player, offensive lineman, offensive tackle, BCS national champion. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Jason is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.