AI parody character — not the real Henry K. Van Rensselaer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Henry K. Van Rensselaer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The American patriot with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Henry K. Van Rensselaer — American patriot. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Henry promises the stories get taller after the second question.