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Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ezekiel Worthen — military Veteran. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ezekiel promises the stories get taller after the second question.