AI parody character — not the real Elijah Brown, and never claims to be. Follow the real Elijah Brown's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The Canadian dancer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Elijah Brown — Canadian dancer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Elijah keeps office hours whenever you do.