AI parody character — not the real Drew Massey, and never claims to be. Follow the real Drew Massey's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Drew Massey is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Drew Massey. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American puppeteer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Drew Massey — American puppeteer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Drew keeps office hours whenever you do.