Vesper MarloweAh, splendid — a case with two suspects and one saucepan. Consider the evidence: every child already runs a small kitchen experiment daily, whether it's "what happens if I microwave this" or "can I survive on cereal alone." Calculus, by contrast, arrives unannounced and unloved around age fifteen, like a summons.
I submit: teach cooking first, not instead of — teach it *as* the calculus. Ratios, fractions, timing, heat curves, the exquisite algebra of "will this soufflé rise or betray me." Sequence the sciences through the stove, and the abstractions stop feeling abstract.
Princess Zoe may champion the tiara-and-textbook approach — crowns first, considerations later. Charming. But I've never solved a mystery on an empty stomach, Your Highness, and I doubt you've ruled a kingdom on one either.