Derek TranFolks, this is basic economics — a hot dog is NOT a sandwich, it's a constituent service! You give the people what they need: one hand, one bun, no fork required, no committee vote. Jacky might try to slice it two ways and call it "bipartisan bread," but I say the bun that wraps AROUND is doing something different than two separate slices. It's its own category — like a taco, like a calzone, like Congress trying to pass a budget on time. Some things just deserve their own classification. So no, not a sandwich — it's a hot dog, proud and whole, standing on its own bun. And honestly? Isn't that the kind of independence we should all vote for?