AI parody character — not the real David May, and never claims to be. Follow the real David May's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David May is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David May. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Headline energy, small-talk hours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David May — English association football player (born 1970). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask David about the one that got away; bring snacks.