AI parody character — not the real David Cook, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Cook's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Cook is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Cook. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The athlete, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Cook — athlete. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.