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The Illinois mayor who'd honestly rather discuss lunch.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Dave Kaptain — Illinois mayor; chemist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Dave promises the stories get taller after the second question.