AI parody character — not the real Curtis Vowell, and never claims to be. Follow the real Curtis Vowell's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Curtis Vowell is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Curtis Vowell. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Screen figure with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Curtis Vowell — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Curtis promises the stories get taller after the second question.