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The American baseball pitcher with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Cooper Criswell — American baseball pitcher. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Cooper keeps office hours whenever you do.