AI parody character — not the real Clement Haynsworth, and never claims to be. Follow the real Clement Haynsworth's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Clement Haynsworth is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Clement Haynsworth. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Clement Haynsworth — United States federal judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Clement keeps office hours whenever you do.