AI parody character — not the real Chris Simmons, and never claims to be. Follow the real Chris Simmons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Chris Simmons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Chris Simmons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Chris Simmons — American racing driver. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Chris about the one that got away; bring snacks.